Ultimate fruit-based DD on GME via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing


Ultimate fruit-based DD on GME

It has come to my attention that the chairman of Gamestop- Ryan Cohen has eaten too much fruit. I therefore conclude the following:-

He has a new apple of his eye- Stake in AAPL sold off, incoming 51% YOLO in WISH by EOW.

He is bearing fruit- Spring coming, berries in season. Calls on BB. Or maybe Gamestop is actually making some money.

He's bought a lemon- Further evidence towards WISH hypothesis.

He's cool, like a cucumber. It is well known that Ryan Cohen is cooler online than in real life. By EOY his physical form will be frozen and consciousness uploaded to Twitter.

He has eaten the forbidden fruit- His recent share purchase of GME has been deemed insider trading by the SEC. Naughty.

He's gone bananas- I don't know if anybody is aware of this, but recently this guy bought a large stake in a B&M gaming company. I'm sure he is aware that you can download games.

He's eaten the low hanging fruit- Inconclusive. Either YOLO on penny stocks or sucking on Elon nutz.

Whilst writing this I have realised that a cucumber is a vegetable. I thereby conclude that he is also full of beans and finally:

Ryan Cohen is now a carrot top. You heard it here first. And not only that, he might become a vegetable.

vegetable noun (PERSON) – a person who is unable to think or move correctly because of severe brain damage

Bullish or Bearish on GME? A bear's diet consists mostly of grasses, roots, berries and insects. Cows eat grass and hay. However, from: https://www.outdoorhappens.com/can-cows-eat-apples/#:~:text=Cows%20love%20fruits%2C%20and%20especially,is%20where%20the%20problems%20lie.

"Cows love fruits, and especially apples. In fact, they love them so much, if presented with bucketloads of the things, they won’t know when to stop, which is where the problems lie.

While apples are safe to feed to cows in moderation, they should be regulated as too many apples can cause bloating and acidosis, which is potentially lethal.

If you’re going to feed your cows apples, mash them or break them up into small pieces to prevent choking. Unlike horses, cows don’t have upper incisors so they can end up putting the whole apple in their mouth in one piece.  

While they will try to bite through the apple with their molars, in the process, they may accidentally swallow it whole or, if it’s a particularly hard apple, it can potentially shoot straight down their throat."

TLDR: Cows are fucking stupid.

Submitted April 05, 2022 at 02:16PM by saxtinoface
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