This whole Ukraine thang just doesnt smell right. Insane conspiracy theory right here. via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing

This whole Ukraine thang just doesnt smell right. Insane conspiracy theory right here.

First up, disclaimers, im a retard, ate 5 coloured crayons this morning. Dont know shit about nothing and this is a conspiracy theory from a true retard.

Whilst frying my crayons with egg something occured to me and its kind of something that nagged at back of mind ever since these ‘intelligence’ warnings about ukraine invasion imminent. Something just doesnt smell right and its not because of the crayons i tried to sniff earlier in the day or the old ladies soiled underwear i bought from japan.

No, this entire ukraine shit just doesnt add up. There are a whole bunch of conspiracy retards claiming the US is the one that needed a war and Russia is the one providing. Clearly US needs a war somewhere, the economy is shit, inflation is rampaging, Bidens popularity is in the toilet, the dems have not a hope in hell with this shitty performance on the economy and it looks as if Jpow might actually raise rates. If nothing happens there might be a complete flush out of dems from both houses.

Now is a great time to get a war somewhere and spike up the old fear. Where tho? Biden checks the map, China not ballsy enough to do shit to Taiwa, Africa not interesting, Mexico? Canada? No. There is only 1 place a serious war could happen and its Ukraine. But Russia hasnt done anything in 8 years, why now?

So Biden being the clever sob he is, calls up his pal Putin, offers him half of Ukraine. Putin jumps out his seat, takes the offer. What do both sides get? US gets a fake war in order to confuse people, gets to sell weapons like hotcakes, Jpow gets excuse to twiddle his thumb for a few more minutes, EU gets a new EU army and Russia gets half of Ukriane without firing a shot and Ukrainians, well they get Russian passports. Is there anyone here who does not win? Clearly not.

this explains the crazy invasion intel, the mass fear porn out of msm and the fact we got to watch Putin live with his security council, wtf, since when is that stuff televised live prior to invasion?

Keep the retardation alive people. Remember the crazier the comspiracy theory the more truth there is to it. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸš€ πŸš€ πŸš€ πŸš€

Buy the dip or is it puts? I cant remember. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Submitted February 22, 2022 at 12:01PM by davesmith001
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