This coming week is projected to be the end of the bear market and the start of a massive bull run. Here’s why… via /r/wallstreetbets


This coming week is projected to be the end of the bear market and the start of a massive bull run. Here’s why…

My friendless, undateable, ugly-ass self spent the entire weekend doing TA on the market to gather data and do the math on when the torment of the bear market will end so that I can fap to the idea of retiring early and sticking it to the boomers who’s idea of living is destroying your body during your youth so that you can accumulate a massive amount of wealth for you to piss them away in the form of medical bills as soon as you retire. Chart movements indicated that the FUD caused by the Russo-Ukrainian War has levelled out since investors who YOLO’d into gold now can sell them at a good profit and buy dips in the market. The COVID FUD has already passed, so that’s out of the question.

Based on TA, the main trigger of the Bull Market is me selling all my fucking stocks last Friday at a massive loss since my weak ass can’t take this shit no more. If I had to describe my entire history of toying with stocks, it’s basically a Bizonacci video.

So yeah, I sold all my stocks, so expect a massive bull run for a few months to come. Enjoy your new-found wealth at the expense of my soul, retards.

Submitted March 21, 2022 at 04:30AM by Ass-Kickin_Chicken
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