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The world just brought home sour cream and Lipton’s onion soup mix…

But we haven’t made the dip yet.

SPY is going down another 15% next week. We haven’t even started to feel the pain in our supply chains from this once in a lifetime catastrophe. Let alone felt the shock to energy supplies, grain exports being disrupted, or the upcoming cyber fuckery in NATO countries we can expect from our cornered Russian compatriots.

If there’s one thing you can count on, it is Russian inferiority leading to big and risky as shit moves. What they lack in resources, moral, integrity, and character they make up for in fuckery, sneakiness, and a desire to bring us all down to their level.

The whole western order is under attack – we’ll go tit-for-tat with sanctions while they begin ransomware attacks, disinformation campaigns to stir up the mongs (think J6), and destruction of infrastructure. You better believe they’ll attack pipelines bringing in energy supply to Europe, sever cables in the Atlantic, and generally spite fuck our ability to function.

But it isn’t all doom and gloom. Long term, this can only end with nuclear holocaust or Putin getting his guts pulled out by Russian security services and/or pissed off Muscovites. I don’t really believe that the average FSB guy loves Putin more than he loves being able to take his shitty car into Siberia to visit his babushka with a handle of wodka. The oligarchs just want to be able to visit Miami and bang beautiful Cuban ladies.

So my theory is we buy puts today out til April, sell for a reasonable profit (50x), and then ITM calls out to 2023.

SPY $355 April 1st Put

SPY $420 March 17 2023 Call

PS – this is not financial advice. I lose money in every market and am basing this off of my military experience as a general in Command and Conquer Red Alert 2.

Submitted February 24, 2022 at 12:56PM by rimworldthrowaway
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