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Sorry I Crashed the Stock Market (TA and charts in post)

Alright, guys. I know you’re going to be pissed but I have to come clean because you’re like my retarded stepbrothers.

I crashed the fucking stock market.

I know. I was like WTF too.

I was checking out my weight loss graph and was looking at QQQ… and well, the charts speak for themselves. Here. I am a leading indicator of the NASDAQ.

What can I say? I got mad tendies from the market and that turned into some pretty impressive 2021 gains. My weight went to all-time highs. It was unrelated to Covid anxiety and depression. Promise.

But then with inflation and no stimmy, I was running low on cash, I decided to lose some weight because eating is expensive. I had started doing that shit like 3 times a day.

For the record, my weight loss decision was unrelated to me asking my GF for some sex and she told me that she’s not looking at my dick until I can see it myself.

I feel really bad about the market, guys. I guess FB and NFLX was probably my fault,

But I had no idea.

Anyway, let me know if you’re all buried in puts and shorts or calls and longs so I can decide what to do. I’m on keto but, if wsb needs me back on pizza and tall cans of beer, I’ll see what I can do.

Submitted February 08, 2022 at 04:16AM by stockpreacher
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