Rainbow bears about to get fucked. No seriously – they about to find a chad bull to get comfy with at night. πŸŒˆπŸ»πŸ†πŸ’¦. via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing


Rainbow bears about to get fucked. No seriously – they about to find a chad bull to get comfy with at night. πŸŒˆπŸ»πŸ†πŸ’¦.

I keep seeing nonstop fucking rainbow bears everywhere. These fucking 🌈🐻 are shouting that markets are fukk-ed and we are going down. Rainbow bears tend to tout what’s already happened. Markets already dipped. The “interest rate hikes” are already price in, maybe. Probably. Can’t go tits up, trust me. I’m not a bear. Much more trustworthy…

Literally every time I see these colorful bears start shouting words (and hitting the front page of WSB’s) I get a little fuzzy feeling inside. It tells me I’m about to make some fucking money. All I have to do is buy and wait. These rainbow bears are about to be fucked. We both end up happy!

I’ve made money every time so far buying the dip once these guys start getting a little anxy. Why change now. I’m leveraging myself to the tits long.

This literally can’t go tits up. Buy the dip. Bottoms in. Rainbow bears about to get fucked, and everyone is gonna be happy.

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Positions you tards cause someone didn’t believe me, and I’m drunk. But not wrong.

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Meta Yolo – Woke up to this.

Submitted February 09, 2022 at 11:51AM by yardsale2
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