PTON playing both sides to become a billionaire in two quarters starting with two quarters via /r/wallstreetbets


PTON playing both sides to become a billionaire in two quarters starting with two quarters

Right now Peleton is allowing everyone to do a free trial for up to 100 days. If all the retards in this sub took them up on the free trial, we would generate $17.6B in sales for PTON that would be reflected in the next quarterly report, driving the stonk up bigly. After 99 days the stock will go to $69,420 so all the otm calls that we buy tomorrow will make us all super rich. After that 99 days we will all return our bikes right after we all buy puts on PTON. The next quarter they will have to admit to the hedgies that got short squeezed that those sales were not only fake, but they actually went bankrupt because the cost to ship, assemble, give 99 days of free classes, rebox and ship back 11.7M bikes was too much. We play both sides and become richer than Musk. This literally can’t go tits up.

Disclosure: long PTON and need a wsb bailout after losing my kids college savings. Need to turn 50ยข into $50B in 100 days. Easy $. This is financial advice contingent on everyone in this sub ordering a peleton bike.

Submitted March 21, 2022 at 02:34AM by thetagangnam
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