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$JAZZ (Jizz Pharmaceuticals): Curing Your Autism With Weed 420 DD

Listen up autists,

Many of you have been smoking weed since you were in your mothers’ wombs. I’m sure many of you are high right now. I think this stock has BIG potential to be a giant in the cannabis scene.

Let’s get into the details:

JIZZ PHARMA ($JAZZ) is a pharma company that acquired GW Pharma in early 2021. GW Pharma had a FUCKTON of patents on compounds from cannabis to treat various diseases. THOSE NOW BELONG TO JAZZ PHARMA. Let’s take a look at their pipeline:

WEED AT EVERY STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT.

You see that fucktards?? THEY MIGHT CURE YOUR AUTISM WITH WEED.

THEY’LL CURE ANYTHING THAT CAN BE CURED WITH WEED.

The FDA recently launched their Cannabis Derived Products Data Acceleration Plan . This plan was created because a bunch of the tards over at r/altcannabinoids were boofing all these random unstudied compounds from weed (CBG, CBDA, THCV, THCP) and reporting how it helps with [insert random shit here].

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It looks like their reports might hold some weight if the motherfucking FDA is looking at it. Guess who owns the patents on a lot of this shit? MOTHERFUCKING JIZZ PHARMA.

Conclusion

They have earnings calls on 2/22. I’m holding this shit for a while. This is the company that makes money off of weed as medicine.

Not financial advice and not medical advice. My mom smoked a fuckton of cannabis when I was in the womb and you can tell.

Submitted February 14, 2022 at 01:43AM by ExoticCard
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