I’m The Guy That Said Russia Is Not Going To Invade Ukraine – Yes, I’m A Retard via /r/wallstreetbets


I’m The Guy That Said Russia Is Not Going To Invade Ukraine – Yes, I’m A Retard

Judging by the recent events, my predictions are now aging like week old milk in the summer sun. Not only are they wrong, they are so spectacularly wrong I honestly believe I qualify for disability benefits.

But, before I exile myself back to talking about Fed policies and option fundamentals, in true WSB retard fashion, instead of learning from my mistakes, I am going to double down on my mistakes instead of learning from them.

So here are a bunch of new predictions that I am 100%, absolutely, most definetely sure will never go wrong.

  1. China is never going to invade Taiwan which causes a military and economic catastrophie that threatens to throw the world into the dark ages
  2. The trillions of dollars the Federal Reserve printed in the last couple of years will in no ways, ever bite in the ass.
  3. The 30+ trillion and growing deficit will never cause any serious adverse harm to the economy.

Alright, that will be all. Feel free to roast me in the comments below, god knows I deserve it.

Submitted February 27, 2022 at 04:45PM by GushingGranny1
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