If Ryan Cohen sends me some poop, I will shove it up my ass via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing


If Ryan Cohen sends me some poop, I will shove it up my ass

I was gonna put a number on the price of GME required for me to do this, but then I decided he has great poop and I just actually want it in my butt and shouldn’t pretend like it is a bad thing.

I have so much trust and faith in RC to deliver me to the moon, be it a short squeeze, or just amazing technology, that I will repoopulate no less than 5 ccs of puree’d RC poop right on up in my ass where my username will be tattood on my ass-cheek. I will then mint an en-eff-t from the picture and sell it, probably for 69 million fucking dollars and beat all you retards and apes to the moon.

So if this message finds it’s way to RC, and he wants to delight a customer with some poop. Well gosh, I’d be honored to cram it on into my bummy bum. Just put it on ice please 💎💎💎💎💎💎.

I’d need some sort of actual legit verification it’s his poop arriving, so I’d probably need to see a tweet or somn.

💩

Submitted April 06, 2022 at 01:00PM by DefinitiveNipple
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