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I have no money left, but I think you should long $AMZN and here’s why

Hello my good friends, I wish you all good fortunes in the year 2022.

I think you should long $AMZN because Bezos is looking more and more like a super villain each day. And super villains are usually mega-successful financially. Or in movies at least.

Also his wife left him, so there’s no reason for him to hold back on pushing the company to the moon anymore. If $AMZN values at $100 trillion tomorrow, no one will come split his fortune from him.

My last bullish argument is that Jeffee is dismantling a historical bridge for his mega yacht. I view this as very bullish for two reasons: 1) Jeff ain’t stopping at nothing to get what he wants. Say what you want but the U.S. economy reward those with ambition and aren’t afraid to hurt others to get what they want; 2) Jeff likes to spend his cash in an “african-american” rich style. To maintain this lifestyle, you’ve gotta keep them monaaaeyyy coming.

There you go, three short bullish thesis. Go on and buy some calls on $AMZN. Thank me after you’re rich.

Submitted February 03, 2022 at 06:57PM by one32th
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