(Facebook) META will eventually recover and everyone who bought puts will get fuked while it trades sideways before it recovers. via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing


(Facebook) META will eventually recover and everyone who bought puts will get fuked while it trades sideways before it recovers.

Like others have said before. Mark Zuckerberg isn’t just some regular old Boomer CEO, this lizardman definitely fuks and will find a way to get the big boys to go all in on his stock again!

Have you guys forgotten that META owns Instagram? You see how many promotional ads these botox fukwits buy ads to gain followers to boast about their luxurious lives while sleeping on their mom’s couch?

The metaverse is currently at its pre-pubicent stage (beta version) and will be altered to eventually suck in businesses to advertise in.

You really wanna bet against the guy who made a boomer friendly social media for Grandma’s, who don’t don’t even know how to change their vibrator settings?

Short term: facebook will bleed a bit

Long term: facebook will heal like a fucking wolverine and slit gay bear throats.

Source: TrustMeBro

Submitted February 10, 2022 at 05:14AM by WSB_Donkey
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